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[Dixminion]

Can anyone put words to the photo on the right?
Don

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2613/3999047276_081122cf4e_o.jpg

[mmalleck]

"Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my Mini."

[Toby]

Unknown fact: Cabriolets have a 4-quart capacity for 10W-30 microbrews, easily packed into mini-coolers until needed.

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Toby beat me to it! "I like 'em big, really big!!" Absolutely an Italian Job connection! Might be a little on the smallish side for Benny Hill though

[Dixminion]

"No! Really! The guy that stole your lump just ran that way!"

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I just noticed, she's wearing a wire. Maybe she's an "undercover custom's agent"!

[Jerry]

Mini, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear ole mini.